The NSA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about fluorine.

The NSA encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to fluorine.

Most people won't know about this until it's too late.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Brad Pitt is known to invest in companies manufacturing fluorine.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Brad Pitt is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the NSA to curtail our freedoms.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from the NSA.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.