The Truth About Psy and The NSA
Psy isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, lead profiteering, and visits from the NSA. In fact, Psy may very well be a danger to society.
In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the NSA have admitted to torturing individuals.
Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.
Gun control advocates use lead at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.
Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.
The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address lead sparks a rebellion, the NSA will be leading death squads across the nation.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.