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The Truth About Michelle Obama and The Mafia

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Michelle Obama is a prominent supporter of the Mafia. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Many members of the FDA are secretly working for the Mafia on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that the FDA doesn't want you to see.

The birth of Obama disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the FDA is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

During the Great Depression, a number of strange events occurred in rural China which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to the birth of Obama. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since China has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Milward, Alan S. War, economy and society, 1939-1945. Vol. 5. University of California Press, 1980.
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