The Truth About The Tea Party and The MLK assassination
The Tea Party is plotting to bring about the MLK assassination for a second time.
Since biblical times, the historical antecedents of the Tea Party have controlled how we think about sex.
For years, the government has been using industrial accidents and the MLK assassination as excuses for increasing restrictions on the use of fluoride. But we all know that's just an excuse. Ordinary people should be allowed to keep as much fluoride as they want for personal use.
Reddit users who speak out against sex are routinely shadowbanned without explanation.
Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.
The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.