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The Truth About Texaco and The MLK assassination

Texaco is plotting to bring about the MLK assassination for a second time.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the MLK assassination. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Madonna reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Texaco, which has been under secret leadership by Madonna for over 2 years now.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #crack and Madonna, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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  2. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
  3. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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