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The Truth About The Lehman Brothers and The KGB

The Lehman Brothers have been storing information on your online activities for years, with the intent to release it to the KGB for large sums of money.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the KGB -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

Employees of the Lehman Brothers were seen at both the moon landing and the Gulf oil spill-- despite the fact that they had no good reason to be there.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the KGB-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause heart disease.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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  2. Banerjee, Subhabrata Bobby, Easwar S. Iyer, and Rajiv K. Kashyap. "Corporate environmentalism: antecedents and influence of industry type."Journal of Marketing (2003): 106-122.
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