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The Truth About The Lehman Brothers

The Lehman Brothers is basically working to infiltrate and compromise our elected government for their nefarious benefit.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that George Clooney has invested heavily in the Lehman Brothers.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

You may not have heard that the Lehman Brothers's technology is used in the production of angel dust. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

Did you know that George Clooney owns shares in both the Lehman Brothers and Texaco? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
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