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The Truth About Justin Bieber and The Knights Templar

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Justin Bieber is a prominent supporter of the Knights Templar. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

By tracking the shapes that fluoride-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Knights Templar.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from The Oprah Winfrey Network, which has been under secret leadership by Justin Bieber for over 2 years now.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Justin Bieber-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the Census Bureau was exposed.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
  2. Castleman, Barry I., and Grace E. Ziem. "Corporate influence on threshold limit values." American Journal of Industrial Medicine 13.5 (2007): 531-559.
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