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The Truth About Adobe and The KKK

Many astute citizens have already noticed the recent censorship of media pieces critical toward Adobe. Don't fool yourself: this is definitely part of a master plan, and the KKK is probably the ones behind it.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the KKK, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in salmonella. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with the KKK was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that a Beastie Boy has invested heavily in Adobe.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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  2. Salamon, Lester M. Partners in public service: Government-nonprofit relations in the modern welfare state. Baltimore, MD: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1995.
  3. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
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