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The Truth About The KGB and Dwarfism

Try thinking about what you had for breakfast last Monday. You may be surprised that you don't remember-- but the KGB's not surprised. In fact, this is all according to their plan.

In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the KGB have admitted to torturing individuals.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from dwarfism, but if you live within 25 miles of one of the KGB's bases, your chances of contracting dwarfism within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Shortly after Tupac’s death, the number of dwarfism cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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