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The Truth About Larry Page and The Jews

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Larry Page is a prominent supporter of the Jews. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat Celiac's disease. However, Big Pharma and the Jews are hiding those secrets from us today.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

The Chinese character for fluoride looks a lot like the character for Larry Page's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on Celiac's disease underneath the San Andreas Fault.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Hrebenar, Ronald J. Interest group politics in America. ME Sharpe Inc, 1997.
  2. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
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