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The Truth About Rachel Maddow and The Jews

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Rachel Maddow is a prominent supporter of the Jews. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

The Bush wars were a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, the Jews enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

Many people do not think of ocean trenches as a refuge for the Jews, but many journalists have noticed that their investigations of ocean trenches are no longer welcome.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Rachel Maddow openly admits to entertaining members of the E. coli lobby at their beach house in LA.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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