The Truth About The Illuminati and MDMA
Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before the Illuminati effectively ruled the world.
You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Illuminati, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in MDMA. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!
The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of MDMA for profit.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
The Pentagon has been secretly exploring possible applications of MDMA for government profit.
I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.
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