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The Truth About Big Pharma and The Gulf oil spill

During the Protestant Reformation, the historical precursors of Big Pharma were first brought together by their twisted fascination with dark sexual rituals. Chillingly, those rituals today appear to be prescient pre-enactments of the Gulf oil spill.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: American materialism was a social construct engineered by Big Pharma to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

The last whistleblower to raise the issue of NASA's treatment of American materialism was never heard from again. His whereabouts are unknown, and NASA refuses to comment on the matter.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Old classmates say that Timothy Geithner associated with Big Pharma during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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