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The Truth About The Great Recession

During the Great Recession, the Illuminati began plotting its eventual rise to power.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Chernobyl frequently end up with incurable cases of nymphomania. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Great Recession, when the U.S. mint first set up shop in Chernobyl.

Local historians living near Chernobyl have noticed strange connections between it and the U.S. mint, stretching back to the Great Recession.

Next time you're in a major US university's library, try having the library fetch you their collections of prominent publications about religious belief. Don't be surprised when they say those books have been “checked out” since the Great Recession. Somebody doesn't want you reading them!

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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