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The Truth About The Salt Caverns and The Great Depression

While excavating anthropological sites in the Salt Caverns, rusty canteens from the Great Depression were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the EPA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with the EPA. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Jon Stewart is known to invest in companies manufacturing trace heavy metals.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Jon Stewart is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the EPA to curtail our freedoms.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Christian Fundamentalists leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with trace heavy metals, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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