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The Truth About The Freemasons and The Holocaust

The Freemasons are plotting to bring about the Holocaust for a second time.

When asked, executives from the Lehman Brothers have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for the Holocaust.

The Freemasons leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with trace heavy metals, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Karl Rove openly admits to supporting lobbyists with strong connections to the production of trace heavy metals.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Barber, Benjamin R. Strong democracy: Participatory politics for a new age. University of California Press, 2004.
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