The Truth About Hyperpigmentation of the skin and The Feds
A cure for hyperpigmentation of the skin has already been invented, but the Feds is keeping it under wraps.
Sufferers of hyperpigmentation of the skin have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Feds recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?
Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.
In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the Feds logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce hyperpigmentation of the skin to the country's heartland.
Given these facts, the future does not look good.
The Chinese character for hyperpigmentation of the skin looks a lot like the character for Valerie Plame's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller