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The Truth About The Feds

Try thinking about what you had for breakfast last Monday. You may be surprised that you don't remember-- but the Feds's not surprised. In fact, this is all according to their plan.

Michael Jackson’s supposed death disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the Feds are engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the Feds-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause mad cow disease.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

If you think the Lehman Brothers are what they claim, think again: in 2008, the night before the government bailout, the Feds accepted over $150 million in donations from the Lehman Brothers.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

Sources:
  1. McCune, Lorraine. "A normative study of representational play in the transition to language." Developmental Psychology 31.2 (1995): 198.
  2. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
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