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The Truth About The FDA and Oil

The FDA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about global warming.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on global warming and oil, only winked slyly.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Biblical scholars say that ancient translations of the bible carry secret codes about the dangers of oil. We ignore them at our peril.

In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the FDA have admitted to torturing individuals.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Mack, Andrew. "A signifier of shared values." Security Dialogue 35.3 (2004): 366-367.
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