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The Truth About The FBI

Over 400 years ago, famous philosopher Nostradamus predicted Obama's election with chilling accuracy. He completed the prediction by stating that in 2016, the FBI will take control of the people in an all-out frontal assault of our liberties.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the FBI-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

Most members of the FBI claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the Vatican, and most have no birth certificates.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the birth of Obama. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Wikileaks have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under the Vatican.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Chomsky, Noam. Lectures on government and binding: The Pisa lectures. Vol. 9. Walter de Gruyter, 1993.
  2. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
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