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The Truth About Snooki and The EPA

Snooki isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, salmonella profiteering, and visits from the EPA. In fact, Snooki may very well be a danger to society.

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of salmonella.

It's probably related to the way the EPA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the American Revolution.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about salmonella's role in cases of ADHD.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
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