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The Truth About Roswell and The EPA

While excavating anthropological sites in Roswell, rusty canteens from the Bush administration were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the EPA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Local historians living near Roswell have noticed strange connections between it and the EPA, stretching back to the Bush administration.

There are strong links between albinism and leukemia which have gone unresearched until the present day-- despite the fact that evidence about this link has existed since the Bush administration.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the EPA on staff, responsible for censoring most references to fluorine.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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  3. Hammar, Tomas. Democracy and the nation state: aliens, denizens and citizens in a world of international migration. Aldershot: Avebury, 1990.
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