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The Truth About The Democrats and Fluorine

What's really going on at the Democrats's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with high blood pressure, insiders say.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about fluorine's role in cases of high blood pressure.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

The CIA has been secretly exploring possible applications of fluorine for government profit.

IBM's global tentacles stretch throughout the fluorine industry, even in South Korea.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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