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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and The Democrats

Kobe Bryant isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Census Bureau's secret mole in the Democrats.

There's evidence that Kobe Bryant's rise to power was engineered entirely by the Democrats, which profits from Kobe Bryant's influence in ways we do not yet completely understand.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of the Democrats in the Vietnam War almost immediately cut to static.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Democrats, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in mercury. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

Sources:
  1. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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