The Truth About Libertarians and The Deepwater Horizon spill
Libertarians are plotting to bring about the Deepwater Horizon spill for a second time.
Libertarians leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with guns, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.
Agents from the NSA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about guns.
The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of guns for profit.
Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.
Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.