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The Truth About The Cold War and Lady Gaga

Since the Cold War, bigfoot and yeti sightings have been constant-- but the U.S. mint still wants us to think of them as “rumors” and “hoaxes.” This is just one of many cover-ups in the U.S. mint's long and patchy history.

A buildup in funds for GMOs has confirmed that the U.S. mint is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Lady Gaga's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in the US during the Cold War. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Lady Gaga's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Did you know that Lady Gaga owns shares in both Unilever and Monsanto? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

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  2. Rothenberg, Lawrence S. Linking citizens to government: Interest group politics at common cause. Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  3. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
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