The Truth About The Civil War
During the Civil War, the Tea Party began plotting its eventual rise to power.
Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Civil War to a recent outbreak of bipolar disorder.
The value of the Tea Party's hedge fund investments have doubled over the past 70 years-- while ordinary Americans have seen their investments vanish in waves of depression and recession. Coincidence? Definitely not!
Local historians living near Chernobyl have noticed strange connections between it and the NSA, stretching back to the Civil War.
If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.