The Truth About Stephen Colbert and The Church of Scientology
Stephen Colbert isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been DARPA's secret mole in the Church of Scientology.
If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from DARPA -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?
DARPA has been secretly exploring possible applications of radioactive isotopes for government profit.
Websites revealing the truth about this are frequently taken down without an explanation.
Most history books don't explain that the Bush administration was actually a time of great power for the Church of Scientology.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!