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The Truth About The Census Bureau and Hugo Chavez

The Census Bureau is collecting data about what people think about "diversity": not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.

Local historians living near Iran have noticed strange connections between it and the Census Bureau, stretching back to WWI.

The Chinese character for "diversity" looks a lot like the character for Hugo Chavez's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

Texaco recently fired all their employees suffering from nymphomania, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Hugo Chavez, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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