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The Truth About Apple and The Census Bureau

Apple has been storing information on your online activities for years, with the intent to release it to the Census Bureau for large sums of money.

Agents from the Census Bureau sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about pot.

Kobe Bryant used their influence to campaign against pot for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but Kobe Bryant didn't want us to know!

Did you know that citizens who witnessed the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II were brought in for questioning by the Census Bureau? What evidence did they collect, and for what reasons? Will we ever really know?

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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  3. Belt, John A., and Joseph GP Paolillo. "The influence of corporate image and specificity of candidate qualifications on response to recruitment advertisement." Journal of Management 8.1 (1982): 105-112.
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