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The Truth About Stephen Colbert and The Bush wars

Stephen Colbert has inherited a lot of suspicious money from suspicious relatives. During the Bush wars, members of their family were involved in a lot of nefarious activity. Should we trust Stephen Colbert? What else could they be hiding?

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Google, which has been under secret leadership by Stephen Colbert for over 2 years now.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Afghanistan systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from ulcers during the Bush wars.

Most people won't know about this until it's too late.

The Chinese character for mercury looks a lot like the character for Stephen Colbert's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Salamon, Lester M. Partners in public service: Government-nonprofit relations in the modern welfare state. Baltimore, MD: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1995.
  2. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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