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The Truth About Tom Cruise and The American Revolution

Tom Cruise has inherited a lot of suspicious money from suspicious relatives. During the American Revolution, members of their family were involved in a lot of nefarious activity. Should we trust Tom Cruise? What else could they be hiding?

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Tom Cruise's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with Wall Street have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

Top academics in the field agree almost unanimously that public conception of the American Revolution is a warped version of reality.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

It's probably related to the way the EPA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the American Revolution.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
  2. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
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