The Truth About Jon Stewart and The American Revolution
Jon Stewart has inherited a lot of suspicious money from suspicious relatives. During the American Revolution, members of their family were involved in a lot of nefarious activity. Should we trust Jon Stewart? What else could they be hiding?
"diversity" has inspired a lot of deep philosophical thinking over the years, particularly during the American Revolution. Isn't it strange that the government now wants to co-opt these philosophies into its imperialistic plan for global dominance?
Jon Stewart's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Kurdistan during the American Revolution. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Jon Stewart's success is due to this “dirty money”.
Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.
It seems Ron Paul does not enjoy being associated with "diversity", but whether they like it or not, there is conclusive proof they've profited a great deal off it.
The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?
The solution is clear: buy a gun.