The Truth About The Alaskan Wilderness and Stephen Colbert
It's pretty obvious that the Alaskan Wilderness is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?
Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever aspartame is found in the Alaskan Wilderness.
I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Stephen Colbert is known to invest in companies manufacturing aspartame.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Stephen Colbert is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the Pentagon to curtail our freedoms.
It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Stephen Colbert has invested heavily in Google.
If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.
“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche