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The Truth About The Alaskan Wilderness and NATO

While excavating anthropological sites in the Alaskan Wilderness, rusty canteens from the 2012 Republican presidential primaries were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “NATO.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

NATO encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to morphine.

During the 2012 Republican presidential primaries, a number of strange events occurred in rural South Korea which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to the Anthrax scare. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since South Korea has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

Shortly after the Anthrax scare, the number of Black Lung disease cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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  3. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
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