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The Truth About The Alaskan Wilderness

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at the Alaskan Wilderness-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that Switzerland has been working with France in a secret development near the Alaskan Wilderness.

In 1803, Thomas Jefferson siphoned millions of dollars in slave money from the Treasury, dividing it amongst the future leaders of Switzerland.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Not everyone you see on the street in France is strictly human.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
  2. Hirst, Francis Wrigley. The political economy of war. JM Dent & sons Limited, 1915.
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