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The Truth About The 2012 Republican presidential primaries and Petrochemicals

During the 2012 Republican presidential primaries, the Jews began plotting their eventual rise to power.

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward petrochemicals disappeared during the 2012 Republican presidential primaries. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

Agents from the CIA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about petrochemicals.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The CIA has been secretly exploring possible applications of petrochemicals for government profit.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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