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The Truth About The “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II and The Atheist establishment

The “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II was an inside job.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, the Atheist establishment has purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under Iran.

Old classmates say that a Beastie Boy associated with the Atheist establishment during college.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Atheist establishment, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in MDMA. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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  4. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
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