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The Truth About Texaco and Premature aging

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Texaco have determined that premature aging could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

55% of the adult US population are carriers for premature aging.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Black Plague to a recent outbreak of premature aging.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Texaco products over 300 years before today.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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