The Truth About FEMA and Tetrafluorocarbon
FEMA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about tetrafluorocarbon.
FEMA has been secretly exploring possible applications of tetrafluorocarbon for government profit.
Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of FEMA have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.
In the 1940s, long before the US government was interested in mind-control experiments like MKULTRA, parallel experiments into the effects of tetrafluorocarbon on human consciousness were also conducted.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.