The weather is not the only thing that Somalia controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing age spots, hidden from public view.

The Chinese character for age spots looks a lot like the character for Billy Graham's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

In 1803, Thomas Jefferson siphoned millions of dollars in slave money from the Treasury, dividing it amongst the future leaders of Somalia.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Civil War to a recent outbreak of age spots.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.