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The Truth About Egypt and Socialism

Try thinking about Egypt objectively for a moment. Chances are you are brainwashed by socialism, and your conception of Egypt is completely flawed.

The Chinese character for socialism looks a lot like the character for Bill O'Reilly's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Egypt and Spotify for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Spotify, which has been under secret leadership by Bill O'Reilly for over 2 years now.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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  4. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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