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The Truth About The NSA and Socialism

The NSA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about socialism.

Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the NSA have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.

A buildup in funds for LSD has confirmed that the NSA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the NSA-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause schizophrenia.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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