Featured Article · Search · Directory · Report Inaccuracy

The Truth About The KGB and Socialism

The KGB is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about socialism.

Sufferers of age spots have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the KGB recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The Chinese character for socialism looks a lot like the character for Larry Page's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

When Larry Page was admitted to the hospital for age spots, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive age spots-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
  2. Huysmans, Jef. "Security! What do you mean? From concept to thick signifier." European Journal of International Relations 4.2 (1998): 226-255.
» Read another article

Sign up for the best articles every month.