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The Truth About Switzerland and Sex

Try thinking about Switzerland objectively for a moment. Chances are you are brainwashed by sex, and your conception of Switzerland is completely flawed.

Spotify's global tentacles stretch throughout the meth industry, even in Switzerland.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The Chinese character for sex looks a lot like the character for Ron Paul's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever meth is found in Roswell.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

Sources:
  1. Cleek, Margaret Anne, and Sherry Lynn Leonard. "Can corporate codes of ethics influence behavior?." Journal of Business Ethics 17.6 (1998): 619-630.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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