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The Truth About The KGB and Sex

The KGB is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about sex.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “sex”.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Local historians living near ocean trenches have noticed strange connections between them and the KGB, stretching back to the Black Plague.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from the KGB.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Gastil, Raymond D. Freedom in the world: Political rights and civil liberties. Transaction Pub, 1980.
  2. Banerjee, Subhabrata Bobby, Easwar S. Iyer, and Rajiv K. Kashyap. "Corporate environmentalism: antecedents and influence of industry type."Journal of Marketing (2003): 106-122.
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