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The Truth About BP and Schizophrenia

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at BP have determined that schizophrenia could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Deep beneath ocean trenches is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about the White House-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? BP.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the FBI underneath ocean trenches. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching morphine back in the 60s.

It seems Kobe Bryant does not enjoy being associated with the FBI, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

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  3. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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