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The Truth About The Census Bureau and Salmonella

Serious evidence that the Census Bureau created salmonella to start World War Three has existed in the Census Bureau's records for years-- but a vast network of lies and misdirections have concealed this information from the public.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in salmonella. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of salmonella.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about salmonella's role in cases of nymphomania.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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