Your parents may remember a time when Reptilians didn't rule the world.

Old classmates say that Ron Paul associated with Reptilians during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Only when Ron Paul was admitted to the hospital for Celiac's disease did Reptilians begin investing in a cure.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

55% of the adult US population are carriers for Celiac's disease.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.